For all my fellow political science graduates 🙂
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The Nightmare Ticket: Clinton, McCain, Obama
In Election 2008, Humor, Political Humor, Politics on May 21, 2008 at 8:39 amFrom The Onion:
After nearly a year of verbal attacks and negative campaign ads, the nominees announced that, for the good of the country, they were willing to push their differences to the forefront and grant the American people the ticket they’ve been dreading all along.
“No other ticket is capable of rallying this nation around a clearer, more unified message of chaos and hopelessness,” the candidates said in unison from three separate podiums, each adorned with its own American flag arrangement and personal message. “Together, we will lead this nation into the future—a future where absolute deadlock over even the most minute decisions and total inefficiency on matters of the war, the economy, and the environment will launch a bold new age of confusion and social decay. For America, the only choice is [indecipherable]!”
The candidates said they had not yet decided who would fill the offices of president, vice president, and a new post the nominees are calling “the middle president.” They did, however, confirm that each would choose his or her own full cabinet, would be able to veto any bills the others sign into law, and would reserve the right to cast the tie-breaking, tie-making, and tie-rebreaking votes in the Senate.
“This nightmare ticket presents the American people with an unprecedented lack of opportunity in 2008,” Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen wrote Tuesday. “For just one vote, citizens will get four years of McCain’s brilliant temper, the incredible inexperience of Barack Obama, and the powerful two-headed monster of Hillary and Bill Clinton.”
“It will be very exciting to see what they’re capable of destroying, ” Cohen added.
Hmmm….. 😉
Sam Graves: What Were You Thinking?
In Congress, Missouri, Politics on May 21, 2008 at 8:25 amMissouri GOP Rep. Sam Graves’ campaign ad, released last week, blasts Democratic opponent Kay Barnes, former Kansas City Mayor, for her “San Fransisco Values” and liberal backing by Nancy Pelosi. S.F. Values? What was this guy thinking? The ad–the message and the ridiculous dancers–is horrible and only proves that this guy must be either a homophobe or an idiot (I say both) to approve an ad like this. Sad…
Graves’ campaign ad:
Barnes’ campaign ad response:
Graduation Hangover
In College, Fun Stuff, UST on May 19, 2008 at 7:39 pmWith multiple trips to and from the airport, last minute scurries to Macy’s for a graduation outfit, and absolutely no rest for the weary, I’m STILL nursing a graduation hangover. Oh, my head…
I am officially a University of St. Thomas graduate with a B.A. in Political Science and minor in Theology!
Family from Oregon and California made this trip, including my father who has not flown on a plane since 1995. My son and his girlfriend came from Linfield College and my husband’s parents came from Menlo Park. Of course my son, Matt and my wonderful husband were here to keep picking me up off the ground and helping me get through the chaos.
So…
All my thanks and love to my family and friends who have helped me get through the last few years. It hasn’t been easy balancing school, homework, multiple jobs, family, and sanity; I’ve wanted to throw in the towel several times. Everyone has been so supportive and I thank each and every one of you.
As for my professors, you rock! I’m grateful to have had the opportunity to sit in front of you daily these last couple of years. Not only have you inspired me, but you have shown me the importance of a higher education and what a wonderful tool it can be to inspire others.
I have received so many emails, cards, and Facebook wall postings telling me that I have set the example of the saying, “If you put your mind and heart into what you want, you can accomplish anything.”
AMEN.
I look forward to this type of hangover again in two years (Master’s Degree here I come!!!) 😀
Family, Friends, and Professors:
Jenna Bush Gets Hitched
In Geroge Bush, GOP, Houston, Jenna Bush, Local Stuff, Washington D.C., White House on May 12, 2008 at 5:05 amJenna Bush, 26, was quietly married this weekend at the Bush family’s Crawford Ranch. The bride wore a white Oscar de la Renta gown and no veil. The press was not invited, but the White House released pictures late Sunday afternoon. Her grandparents, George H. W. Bush and Barbara, spoke at the ceremony.
Jenna wed Henry Hager, 30, less than one year after he proposed at dawn atop Cadillac Mountain in Acadia National Park on Maine’s coast. The couple were married around 7:30 p.m. Saturday evening.
Jenna’s twin sister, Barbara, was maid of honor and 14 other women were in her “house party.” Barbara Bush wore a long, moonstone blue dress with a low-cut back. The women in the “house party” were clad in seven different styles of knee-length dresses in seven different colors that match the palette of Texas wildflowers — blues, greens, lavenders and pinky reds.
The ceremony began about a half hour or so before sunset. The couple stood at a cross, made of beige colored Texas limestone, that was erected near the ranch’s man-made lake. The cross and altar, made of the same stone used to construct the Bush’s ranch house, will be a landmark at the ranch for years to come. The Rev. Kirbyjon Caldwell of Windsor Village United Methodist Church in Houston officiated.
Henry Hager met Jenna during her father’s 2004 re-election campaign. He graduated from Wake Forest University and worked as an aide to Bush’s former top political adviser Karl Rove. He is set to receive a master’s degree in business administration later this month from the University of Virginia’s Darden School of Business.
After the wedding, the couple is rumored to be honeymooning in Europe, although the White House would not comment. After that, they plan to live in a two-bedroom, two-bath town house on the south side of Baltimore. She plans to return to teaching and he will work for Constellation Energy, a power supplier based in Maryland.
You have to be impressed in how well Jenna has matured from her early days in the White House. She could have picked a huge, overpriced, gaudy wedding at the White House, but chose to keep it simple and away from the cameras.
By the way, why does their wedding cake look like the top is going to come tumbling off?
Congratulations to the happy couple!
Hillary – Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)
In Election 2008, Hillary Clinton, Politics on May 7, 2008 at 8:09 amAlthough Clinton catches Indiana in yesterday’s primary, the delegate math still doesn’t add up for her to possibly win overall, and it hasn’t for a long time now. It makes me wonder who’s telling her that she still has a chance.
How come we all know that the race is over except Clinton? Don’t get me wrong, I love a good fight and the remaining states should have their chance to vote as well; however, I said I love a good fight…this is no fight. Ouch…
MSNBC has coverage about yesterday’s primaries and Obama as the perceived nominee here.
If you get upset over this video, than I guess you can’t figure out the delegate math either. Just take the video with a grain of salt and acknowledge the fact that this has been the most exciting primary race in decades.
Oregon Voter Hotline Leads to Phone Sex Line Instead
In Election 2008, Humor, Oregon, Politics on May 4, 2008 at 2:36 pmYou want to know why Oregon has a record turn out in voting? You would think it’s because they have a mail-in ballot option; however, I think I’ve found another reason… 😉
from Stateline.org:
Oregonians who called a voter-information hotline recommended by Oregon Secretary of State Bill Bradbury reached a different sort of hotline — the kind that offers “an exciting new way to go live, one-on-one, with hot, horny girls” for just $2.99 a minute (99 cents for voice mails). The glitch came when Bradbury’s office accidentally switched the correct 866 toll-free area code to an 800 area code, The Oregonian reports. Bradbury released an apology statement and emphasized, “Don’t call that wrong number.”
Visit the Oregon Secretary of State Elections Division.